Dirty Woman, Dirty Deeds Category: Stories
“So let me get this straight…” Cindy said with a laugh before sipping her drink. “You thought things with Elsa were getting too serious… So you decided to fuck Kate Montana’s tits?”
“That's… Not entirely how things played out…” Logan annoyingly responded.
“Logan, it TOTALLY is!” Cindy cackled a she slid her sunglasses down over her eyes.
Since Cindy had moved into the apartment room next to Logan, the two had actually become close friends fast. She was a perfect fold to his personality, and he seemed to be an anchor in her wild world. Granted, they had only known each other for about a week and a half but they had really hit it off. Since Logan had decided to ‘move on’ from Elsa, his life had refocused itself back on the skating rink. In fact, none of the media questions even mentioned her. It was a very confusing situation for people and it seemed no one wanted to address it. By now though, a week and a half after everything happened, most people had forgotten. Things moved faster in city.
“Couldn't you have just said ‘Elsa, things are moving too fast’?” Cindy chuckled as she adjusted her bikini straps and lathered in some more tanning lotion on her shoulders.
“It was a much bigger issue than that, you know it too. You're just making fun of me.” Logan relented.
“Yeah, because you finally told me the WHOLE story and the WHOLE story makes you sound like kind of a dick. Hey! You'd fit great between Kate’s breasts!”
“Oh my god…” Logan chuckled and rolled his eyes as he lifted his beer bottle up to his lips and shook his head.
“You men are So fucking stupid at times.”
“Yeah, I guess we are.” Logan sighed, lowering his sunglasses now that her teasing seemed to be over with.
Did Logan feel bad for the entire situation, yes. But he was earnestly trying to move one and close that chapter of his life. Things didn't end well, there wasn't a lot he could do about it, and now he just needed to move on. On the bright side, his game was better than ever. The entire hockey world was buzzing about his game earlier in the week. Right now he found himself next to his new friend Cindy. They had decided to spend a day relaxing on the top deck of his beach house with their favorite drink. Next to Cindy, two pitchers of margaritas. To the side of Logan, and cooler with his favorite beer.
“Now what are you going to do? You don't have Elsa to suck you off every night.” Cindy laughed as she shook her head. She loved teasing him like that. She had also been a really good friend to him over the past week through everything so he knew she was just playing with him.
“I was worried but… I realized that this is a city where Kate Montana walks into a room and let's you fuck her tits… So I'm sure something will pop up.” Logan said with a chuckle.
“This is true,” Cindy shrugged, sipping her margarita before setting it on the wooden planked floor beneath her. Rolling over, Cindy lifted her sunglasses to address her friend Logan.
“You know…” she said. “I could help you with your uh… ‘adventures’...”
“...what do you mean?” Logan said, raising his glasses and squinting through the brightness as he looked at her.
“I mean that… I know people, a lot of people, mostly everyone… And I could help you ‘meet’ people…” Cindy said.
“You want to help me hook up with people?” Logan bluntly let out.
“Yes”
“Why?” Logan asked with a laugh, flattered by the offer but confused.
“Because we're friends Logan! I’d like to think in the week and a half we've been neighbors that we’re really good friends.” Cindy reasoned.
“I did lend you my tequila yesterday…” Logan said, scratching his beard while pretending to think about it.
“Yeah! And only real friends let others borrow their alcohol!" Cindy laughed.
“I also never got that bottle back…” Logan countered.
“And if I was you, I wouldn't stay up late waiting for it but…” both Logan and Cindy let out a laugh as she shook her head to try and get back on track. “Just listen, okay… This next part might sound kinda weird…”
“Okay?” Logan said
“You and I are in two interesting situations and I think we could help each other. That's why I'm proposing that you and I…”
“Isn't the guy supposed to propose? I didn't even get a ring.” Logan interrupted to play with her.
“Would you shut up, dumbass! I'm not done!” Cindy tried to keep it together through her laughing as she continued. “Okay here's the deal. I help hook you up with the copious amount of women who will want to ride your dick…”
“That's one way to put it… What's in it for you?”
“Okay…” Cindy explained more seriously. “You have to promise not to freak out at this next part because it's a little weird.”
“If it involves you it's probably more than just a little weird…” Cindy shot Logan a stern look. “But okay.”
“Alright… See…” she began to explain. “I don't have time for a relationship or any of that nonsense. Honestly I'm just not in a place to put that much attention towards all the emotional baggage. However, I do have needs… But those needs are a little bit more, uh… ‘serious’ than regular people.”
“I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at, Cindy…” Logan responded.
“Okay I'm just gonna put it out there. I'm into some weird shit and I need some emotionless guy who won't get clingy to do those weird sex things to me. I want you to be that guy in exchange for me hooking you up with people.” Cindy finally admitted.
"So you want me to fuck other women that you hook me up with?"
"Yes," she nodded.
“But we have to set some rules first,” he said, sitting in his chair now as he turned to face her.
“Okay,” she said.
“First off, nothing we do ever gets out to anyone. Never ever. If it does, the entire thing is done, we move away from each other and never speak again. I want this to be between us, not anyone else.” Logan said, stating the first rule.
“That's fine hun.” Cindy said, nodding in agreement. “And if either of us start having some kind of feeling for each other, then we stop and don't do anything else no matter what.”
“Deal.”
“Also…” She continued. “You have to tell me about what you do with these women I'm hooking you up with.”
“Sounds fair to me,” Logan laughed as he laid back down on his chair.
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